Re: KansasFest 2001

[<quantum-no-spam@cotse.com>]

Hiya, Dorktor!

 *> I actually had somebody offer to pay my way to attend KansasFest 2001 - 

Did you now?  Weird.  Everytime I think humanity can sink no lower, yet 
another example emerges to prove me wrong.

Or you could be lying.  Hmmm... I feel better already.  ;)

 *> round trip plane fare,

Are you sure those were the words the mental midget used?  Not LSD trip?

 *> rental car,

Wow... They usually require a credit card from a reputable person.  You don't 
even know any reputable persons. ;)
  
 *> first class accommodations, 

Ah.. First class for you could mean the septic tank long buried under the 
dorm.

 *> meals and all.  

Ditto.

 *> But, I had to thank them and decline the offer - 

Probably because the City of KS paid you to stay away.  You'd probably screw 
up their EPA air pollution index something fierce.  ;)

 *> as I have another event that I already have made plans to attend.

Well, I guess your funeral would be too much to hope for.

 *> see: http://www.reggaeontheriver.com/

Rasta Man!  Ganja!  Toke til you go broke!  Medicinal!

 *> It's not an Apple II gathering and festival.

No, Doo Doo, Dorktor.  Obviously it's for overweight drug dealing leeches on 
society.  

 *>   But, it's a lot of fun to attend with friends.  

So... Where do you rent your friends?  :)

 *> And, it's only 50 miles from my home.  

Might I suggest you walk?  The excercise would do you good, and if you walked 
in the middle of the highway, it would discourage speeding for other 
participants and perhaps save some lives.  ;)

 *> I do plan on taking a solar powered  Apple IIgs laptop ( Mac PowerBook 
with
 *> B2TR v3.0 Preview ) along with me to use and enjoy there also. 

Solar powered?  Hmmmm... So trying to convince you to take it into the 
bathtub with you would probably be futile, eh?

 *> Are there any other Apple II users out there going to ROTR
 *> 2001?

I suppose that if you asked when you got there, most of them would be too 
stoned to say no, so you could claim lots of converts.  ;)

 *>   If so - leave me a note where I can find you at the ROTR Information
 *> table. 

Oh?  Why don't you look for me in the bar in the basement of the Post 
Ingestion Building, OK, Charles?  I'll at least look in there for you!  ;)

 *> Maybe I can make it to KansasFest in 2002.   We shall see!

Please let me know if you do!  I'd like to shake your hand!  Even if it 
doesn't remain attached to your body!

 *> Cheers, Tom

Vogons for a Turlette Free Apple II Community!

Quantum_Cat