Re: Nathan Mates (was Re: OMG!)

[Quantum Cat <quantum-no-spam@cotse.com>]

Hiya, Dorktor!

 *>Joe,

And Joe too!  ;)

 *>if you'll take Quantum Cat to the local SPCA and have that 'HATE-FESTERING'
 *>pest put down - 

My... Aren't YOU crabby today...  What's the problem, Tom?  Haven't "got any" 
recently?  Or did we catch you coming down from an LSD high?  ;)

 *>I'll be happy to offer you a sure cure for that 'NASTY' 3 pack-a-day habit - 
Hey!  I'd like to offer you a cure for everything, Charles!  It's asphyxiation!  
It's a sure cure for all your problems, and ours too!  ;)

 *>(and I'll even pay for it).

Hmmm... Drug dealing must be paying off bigtime, eh?

 *>  There is a VERY SKILLED accupunture doctor in Marin 

Wow.  A guy who likes to jab needles into folks, and is skilled at it.  Does he 
have more degrees than you, Dorktor?

 *>- named Dr. Tom (he's listed in the local phone book).  

Uh...  Something smells fishy here.  ;)  Is he under the "D"'s or the "T"'s?

 *>He can cure your addiction to nicotine completely in only three short
 *>treatments

And 40 very LONG needles.  ;)

 *> and you'll stop smoking and start eating REAL human food for a change, 

Hmmm... The good Dorktor's been stalking Joe and watching what he eats?  Weird!

 *>removing all that stress and 

I'd say it was more like transfering it to stressing out about needles.  ;)

 *>pain caused by cigarette smoking.

You've been doing it wrong, Tom.  The lit end goes on the outside.  I assume this 
would be true of the "legal, medicinal marijuana" joints you consume as well.  ;)

 *>Such an arrangement would also be really good for this newsgroup and the
 *>entire Apple II community too.

But I object!  The death penalty for taunting poor patheic porquine putzes?  
That's a bit harsh, Tom.  Really.  ;)

 *>Should you see fit to do so - you can reach me at 707-984-8936 any time from
 *>8 AM to 10 PM.

Don't do it, Joe!  (I mean, call him.  Cutting down on the smoking isn't a bad 
call, even from a crack smoking, pot puffing, LSD licking, software snarfing 
slime like Tom)

 *>Cheers, Tom

And to you, Charles!  Don't forget your meds!


Quantum Cat

Vogons for a Turlette Free Apple II Community!