F/S Apple 2000 Model

[frankc <frankc@srv.net>]

F/S Apple 2000 Model
This machine is offered to the public as the
newest line of Apple II machines.  The Apple 2000
is every bit the latest in computing technology.
It features a classic 8 bit bus (7 slots), a SCSI
bus (supports up to 14 drives), a PCI bus (2
slots), an AGP 4x bus for video, USB (2 ports),
classic serial ports (RS422/RS232), integrated
sound, up to 768MB memory and comes with a 400 MHz
65816 core processor on a FPGA chip.  This baby
really smokes.  You can boot up GSOS in less than
a second.  If you are worried about software
support then take a look at www.linuxGS.com.  They
have an initial release of LinuxGS ready to
download and install on your machine after you
verify purchase of the Apple 2000 model.  (Please
note: you will not be able to view the website
until you have purchased the machine.)  Do not
miss out on this opportunity.  At only $9,999 be
the first to own the fastest Apple II ever, the
Apple 2000.

Call now at 1-800-TELL-JOBS-THE-iMAC-SUCKS.















Note: If you actually tried to call the number
then, well, there is not much I can do for you.

Frank

P.S. This intended as humor, no such product
exists.  Although, it could.  "If the dream is big
enough, the facts don't count!"