Re: Ancient wares and present values

["Quantum_Cat" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Lube Job wets himself and whimpers:

 *>Frazzled Fur wrote....

 *>>These little jabs might sting.  If they were aimed at the 
 *>>right person.  I am unfazed, but I apologize to the 
person 
 *>>you're insulting for the misdirected missives.

 *>So you're talking to yourself again? Shcok therapy can do 
wonders for that.

Shcok therapy?  Sexual innuendo or is Imbecilicon still the 
champion of transposed letters?  

 *>>I'm sure he understands that you're merely frustrated and 
an 
 *>>unpleasant sort.
 *>>

 *>Far from frustrated and quite pleasant with non-furballs. 
Just ask...

Oh?  So much so that you refer to yourself as "Rude Guy" on 
your web site?  And I seem to remember you slamming Nathan in 
days gone by.  Hardly a furball.  Face it, Imbecilicon.  
You're just an overweight has been.

 *>>Or in your 
 *>>case, twit. 

 *>Oh how funny you are....

Hey.. I seem to be pulling all the weight around here.  Why 
don't YOU come up with something humourous.  You're sad 
little quips couldn't get a giggle out of a laughing gas 
huffing Dorktor.

 *>>Drop a letter and my hands are tired from masturbation! 
Your brain really
 *>> is in a sewer....
  
 >Well, gee, Imbecilicon, I'm just following you where you 
take 
 >this.  Don't be so surprised when you look up and find out 
 >that you've returned home again. 

 *>Huh? Man, that pea brain of yours must be getting tired. 

Not in the least.  If the sewer offends you so much, don't 
take our little tete-a-tete there.  ( I hardly think anyone 
else is paying much attention now.)

 *>The attacks never change, not to me, or Tom or Rudy. You 
have 
 *>that cut & paste down to an art.

Yes, my writers are letting me down.  I have to go back and 
revise my material.  ;)

 *>You should be proud. Mechanical dexterity, and without 
thumbs....

Thanks!  And I have hopes of seeing some mental dexterity 
from you!  

 *>>Oh?  Where darn near every post from you included "Oh, I 
have 
 *>>such a wonderful life now that I've filtered q_c and 
penman!!  
 *>>La la la.."? 

 *>That was true while I had you filtered. I decided it was 
more fun making you
 *>waste your time responding to every post I make. 

Odd.. that's why _I'm_ here.  This should be amusing.  ;)

 *>It's kind of like telling
 *>you to go stand in the corner in a round room. You fall 
for it every time!

Perhaps now the bulb is starting to brighten in that dim 
cavity atop your neck.  Your phenomenal genius has 
constructed a nice little round room trap that has you in 
it's grips as well.  :)

You fall for it every time!

 *>Once again you show just how dumb the "Cat" can be...

LOL!  Goodness, Imbecilicon!  If there is anyone else out 
there reading our exchange, they're laughing at how you've 
tripped yourself up with your little trap. :)

Nothing dumber than someone who constructs a trap that 
catches themselves!

 *>>Oh.. and get your Clue Detector fixed.  Particularly it's 
 *>>aim.

 *>The aim is right on Mr. Shareware;)

Yes, I know.  And I'm not Mr. Shareware.  ;)

 *>>Perhaps.  But not this time.  It's a chuckle watching you 
 *>>throw punches the wrong direction, while I kick your butt 
 *>>from the other.  :)

 *>Kick my butt? What a joke. Now I am ROFLOL. Maybe you can 
kick your girl
 *>friend's butt but not mine. Not now, not ever!

LOL!  Yet another Imbecilicon retort sails off in the wrong 
direction!  And how original too.  ;)

 *>>You lead an interesting fantasy life, Lubey.  How big IS 
this 
 *>>little world you've invented for yourself?  :)

 *>As your girl friend. She can probably fill you in on all 
of the juicy
 *>details. 

"As" my girl friend?  OK.. Say, you weren't that pervert 
living under the bridge were you?

 *>>Why would you make such a big deal about innuendo's when 
the 
 *>>portion of your quote that I was responding to was 
anything 
 *>>but?  Here.. since you appear to have nuked it, I'll 
retrieve 
 *>>it:
 *>>
 *>>"Does that mean that you came from a long line of 
 *>>cocksuckers?"
 *>>
 *>>If you want to play here, Lubey, don't whine if you get 
shit 
 *>>in your face.

 *>Actually, you've taken the post out of context; something 
you do so well.
 *>This was simply tied to a news story about big cats and 
HIV. 

And that story relates to cocksuckers how?  Tisk.. You whine 
about sexual innuendo, and vulgarity, but sling it around 
with no problem.  You have the typical Turlette double-
standard.

 *>In regard to the shit; It's the cat that eats and plays 
with shit; 
 *>not humans! Chase that turd you furball...

Really? Oh yes.  It was while you were taunting that nice 
non-furball Roy and had me filtered that I invited you to sit 
with the men on the wall and referred to Isa. 36:12.  Let me 
get it for you and show you the Bible proves you wrong.

Isaiah 36:12 But the Rab'shakeh said, "Has my master sent me 
to speak these words to your master and to you, and not to 
the men sitting on the wall, who are doomed with you to eat 
their own dung and drink their own urine?"

There.  That will teach you to lie about cats.  ;)

 *>>Oh?  Are you hungry?  I'll see what I can scoop up for 
you.
 *>>

 *>So witty! You must really make your girl friend proud when 
you guys
 *>socialize...

~watching another Imbecilicon jab sail overhead~

 *>> I guess you join the 
 *>>Dorktor at the government teat.  ;)

 *>No thanks, I work for a living. I guess living off your 
girl friend is
 *>pretty close to taking government hand outs so you really 
don't have much
 *>room to talk...

*yawn* ~watching yet another Imbecilicon jab sail overhead~

 *>> *>How funny... You just never cease to amaze me with 
your 
 *>>witty comebacks! 
 *>>
 *>>Initially, I was shocked to hear this accolade, but then 
I 
 *>>realized it came from a man who's amazed contemplating 
his 
 *>>navel.  ;)

 *>I've always wondered how much salsa I could fit in there. 
It's such a
 *>convenient place to dip chips while I'm watching TV... I 
understand that you
 *>have the answer for that...

I've heard that the city required you to build a fence around 
it to keep the neighborhood children from drowning in it.

 *>>Is ist ture?  Whoa... one too many beers there, Lubey?
 *>>

 *>Oh please, transposed letters mean nothing. As for beers, 
I don't drink and
 *>I don't do drugs. And, I don't think I can say the same 
for you.

Transposed letters mean nothing?  Heck, even the letters you 
got in the right order mean nothing.  Devoid of humour, 
lacking in wit.  Getting them out of order is an improvement!  
;)

Maybe you should start drinking and doing drugs.  It could 
only be an improvement on you.

 *>LJSilicon

 *>The ball is in your court. I can't wait for your response. 
Just another
 *>round room... Go for that corner ;)

Follow me!  Follow me!  LOL!


 *>I put the "FUN" back in dysfunctional!

We DO have FUN, don't we.  ;)

Vogons For a Turlette Free Apple II Community!

Quantum_Cat