Re: Ancient wares and present values

["Quantum_Cat" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Ibecilicon mutters:

 *>Big Pussy wrote...

 *>>Oh, I don't know.  When a nickname fits a person SOOO 
well, 
 *>>it sort of take on a life of its own.
 *>>

 *>Oops, you dropped your 's' ! I guess your ahnds must be 
tired from doing the
 *>dishes to earn your keep. I hear shareware doesn't pay 
much these days...

These little jabs might sting.  If they were aimed at the 
right person.  I am unfazed, but I apologize to the person 
you're insulting for the misdirected missives.

I'm sure he understands that you're merely frustrated and an 
unpleasant sort.

There.  Now back to the battle of the wits!  ;)  Or in your 
case, twit. 

 *>>Well, that's nice.  Obviously what you've seen has 
touched a 
 *>>nerve, since it's started you an new wave of verbal 
diarrhea. 
 *>>;) 

 *>No nerves touched at all. Just tired of you constant 
barrage of B.S. As for
 *>verbal diarrhea, you the man! Or is that boy? Like "Boy, 
get me a drink!"
 *>"Boy, do the dishes." "Boy, you gotta do somethin' around 
here if your not
 *>going to get a real job!" "Boy, you are a parasite!"

You're in denial, Lubey.  And you can cure that fatigue with 
a little excersise.  Why don't you try dodging traffic on the 
freeway?

 *>>Ours?  Goodness, your fingers must be exhausted from your 
 *>>latest bout of masturbation.

 *>Drop a letter and my hands are tired from masturbation! 
Your brain really is
 *>in a sewer....

Well, gee, Imbecilicon, I'm just following you where you take 
this.  Don't be so surprised when you look up and find out 
that you've returned home again.

 *>>You know, you really latch on to your fixations once you 
get 
 *>>'em, don't you?  You're like some dumbass bulldog with 
its 
 *>>teeth clamped onto a speeding cars bumper.  ;)

 *>And your continued spewing here in CSA2 couldn't be 
described much better
 *>than your last paragraph. The only thing I would say about 
you is that your
 *>teeth are clamped on to the tire and the rotation has 
really made you dizzy
 *>and confused.

Hey!  That's really a pretty good comeback!  Unfortunately, 
kitties don't chase cars.  ;)

 *>>Well, I had to tone it down to the 3rd grade level to 
reach 
 *>>you, ya know.  ;)
 *>>

 *>More of the pussy wit?! 

I've got a million of 'em.  ;)

 *>>Well, _I_ was referring to your habit of popping into the 
 *>>newsgroup, taking a shot at me, then running off with a 
 *>>"Don't bother answering, I've got you on my filter".  Run 
 *>>Away, Imbecilicon! Run Away!  ;)

 *>Actually, I was trying to limit the garbage in the 
newsgroup. I'd state my
 *>position and then let your diarrhea run its course. 
Unfortunately you are so
 *>full of shit that I decided to come back and get on your 
last nerve. I
 *>detect from your responses that the business is bad and 
that your girl
 *>friend is ready to kick your sorry ass out.

Oh?  Where darn near every post from you included "Oh, I have 
such a wonderful life now that I've filtered q_c and penman!!  
La la la.."?  That hardly limits anything.  

Oh.. and get your Clue Detector fixed.  Particularly it's 
aim.

 *>>You do?  What little invented life style have you got in 
 *>>mind?  I'm sure there's a story behind this, but to be 
frank, 
 *>>I don't know WTF you're talking about.

 *>Yes sir, the shareware business is at an all time low with 
the Apple II...

You're probably correct there.

 *>>Keep on babbling, fool.  I'm just sitting here grinning.  
;)
 *>>

 *>Idiots, like you,  often do that for no reason at all ;)

Perhaps.  But not this time.  It's a chuckle watching you 
throw punches the wrong direction, while I kick your butt 
from the other.  :)

 *>>you're not satisfied.  Much like your wife.  ;)
 *>>

 *>Funny, your girl friend has told me the same thing about 
your abilities to
 *>satisfy. We have a date later this week...

You lead an interesting fantasy life, Lubey.  How big IS this 
little world you've invented for yourself?  :)

 *>>I'm sure I'm of no relationship to you, Imbecilicon. 

 *>More innuendoes.... 

Why would you make such a big deal about innuendo's when the 
portion of your quote that I was responding to was anything 
but?  Here.. since you appear to have nuked it, I'll retrieve 
it:

"Does that mean that you came from a long line of 
cocksuckers?"

If you want to play here, Lubey, don't whine if you get shit 
in your face.

 *>Why don't you go chase one of those loose turds around
 *>the litter box for a while?

Oh?  Are you hungry?  I'll see what I can scoop up for you.

 *>>Sigh...  Give it a rest, Lubey... You're yapping up the 
wrong 
 *>>tree, loser.
 *>>

 *>Oh that nerve is starting to get sore! When the term 
"loser" starts to show
 *>up, the shots are starting to hit home...

Imbecilicon Wisdumb?  ;)

 *>>You don't mess with other people's feces but you have a 
ball 
 *>>with your own, eh?  ;)
 *>>

 *>Yeah, I'm going to putthem in a bag and send them to you. 

Don't bother.  I'm not that fond of excrement art.  Say, did 
you get a government grant to do this?  I guess you join the 
Dorktor at the government teat.  ;)
 
 *> I hear you're not eating well with all the pirates giving 
away your
 *> shareware. 

You should look into treating those aural hallucinations, 
Imbecilicon.  Or are you listening to those idiot Turlettes?  
Same difference.

 *>I also hear the little lady is getting tired of your 
excuses 
 *> why you can't pay half the rent!

Hmmm.  I think you've used this one before.  Don't take 
recycling too far, OK?

 *>> *>I put the "FUN" back in Fungal Infections!
 *>>

 *>How funny... You just never cease to amaze me with your 
witty comebacks! 

Initially, I was shocked to hear this accolade, but then I 
realized it came from a man who's amazed contemplating his 
navel.  ;)

 *>Is ist ture that you and your father were both in 4th 
grade together at the
 *>same time?

Is ist ture?  Whoa... one too many beers there, Lubey?

 *>See ya, Pussy...
 *>LJSilicon

Wouldn't miss it, Imbecilicon.

Vogons For a Turlette Free Apple II Community!

Quantum_Cat