Re: Spectrum Automated Mailer (SAM)

[Joe Kohn <joko@Satirical.net.invalid>]

 >With all of the concern around this board for the protection of
 >copyrights; what about trademarks? To be legal, this product
 >should never be refered to as SAM, only by its full title...
 >
 >LJSilicon
 
<Satire>

Mr Rudy Guy - The use of our handle really concerns me, as it's obvious
that the etiology of the word LJSilicon comes from the proper noun
Joe Kohn. I believe that your continued use of that handle will only
Kohnfuse people.
 
That name has been in my family for several millennia, going all the way
back to the original Joe Kohn of Egypt. That first Joe Kohn was the man
to whom Ptolomy himself turned to when he had questions about the
cosmological meaning of life.
 
His grandson, also named Joe Kohn, was equally famous as Agamemnon's
Chief of Staff, and it was his wife - Kassandra Kohn - who gave the
Kohns their reputation for being brutally honest and truthful.
 
Over the centuries, many great people have carried the Joe Kohn name. 
Most don't even realize it, but Joe Kohn almost became the first President
of the US, losing out to George Washington by only 14 votes.  His son, Joe
Kohn, led the first wagon trains west, and eventually settled in Kohn
County, Kohnifornia (the original name for SiliKohn Valley). 
 
I wouldn't want anyone to think that LJ Silicon represents part of the
illustrious Kohn lineage, unless of course you were related to the Joe
Kohn who was hung in 1843 as a horse thief, in which case it'd be fine to
continue to use that name. After all, you do remind me quite a bit of
that black sheep of the Kohn family.
 
So when you start going by your own name as a means of avoiding
confusion, I'll take the case of Spectrum Automated Mailer to the
Worldwide Acronym Committee, and let them decide what other acronym we
could possibly use for Spectrum Automated Mailer. Beware, however, that
the chairman of that committee is Sam Kohn.
 
In the meanwhile, I really am concerned that people are going to mistake
LJ Silicon for Joe Kohn. The similarity of names is just too darn eerie.
 
Thank you for your Kohnsideration.
 
Joe (Silly) Kohn

</Satire>





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