Re: Apple II Reference Manual ("Red Book")

["Quantum_Cat" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Oh, man... how did I miss THIS gem of a Turdley rant? :D


 *>And emutech@magnet.schweiz followed this with the psedo-
shy frownie
 *>question/statement/thread:

psedo-shy?  Well for a pseudo-intellectual, Tom... You come 
pretty close.  To achieving the IQ of a winter squash..

 *>Henrik, That should be easy for YOU to figure out.  Here's 
some hints to
 *>help you out.  Who in the Apple II community has an SS in 
their company

There's SSI, SSG, say... is the a point to this excersise?

 *>name, uses Gestapo tactics and computers in the Apple II 
community to make
 *>(or rather tries to make) a living?  (Add the following to 
the SS for the
 *>real answer -> 'A' and 'II'  :)

SSAII?  Gestapo tactics?  Don't tell me.. guys with 
machineguns broke into your house, drug you outside in your 
diapers, and uploaded stolen software to various sites using 
your AOL account!

Again!

And they have Gestapo computers too!

Who's your current drug dealer, Tom?  I may want to get in on 
this!

 *>Answer the question honestly and I'll give you my Apple 
IIgs.  I don't need

Ewww!!!!   I'd have to spray it down with sulfuric acid AND 
burn it, just to feel safe having it in my house!  8P

 *>it any longer for my use anyway, as I've got both Gus 
1.0d4 and your program

No longer in use?  Much like your brain, but I don't see you 
giving THAT away!

 *>Bernie ][ the Rescue, as more than ample substitutes for 
any and all IIgs
 *>computing work I need to do.  What Gus can't support 
Bernie can.  What

Heh... Why don't you try supporting YOURSELF, you societal 
leech..

 *>Bernie can't do, Gus can do.  Put the two together in a 
Mac PPC and you have
 *>'The Ultimate Super GS'.  Thanks for Bernie and thanks for 
allowing me to
 *>register as a fee payed user under my AKA :)

Come now, Charles... There are lots of OTHERS out there who's 
name begins "BigFuckingAsshole"... How was he supposed to 
know that was you?

 *>So, read the HINT, answer back with a post honestly and 
you can add another
 *>IIgs to your collection.  I'd offer you a Mercedes, but, 
you alreadfy have

So, Slime... is this contest open to anyone?  I for one am 
seriously contemplating the liberation of your poor tortured 
GS.. even if it is to give it a mercy killing...

 *>enough of those.  I would wish you a 'Happy Easter' but, 
as you are a
 *>confirmed atheist, that would not be of any value.

Oh, tisk, Turdley... perhaps he celebrates the pagan half of 
Easter...  You know... the fertility portion that the bunny 
represents.  Oh.

I suppose the only fertility you have in mind is how thick to 
spread your bullshit.

 *>Cheers, Tom

With Cheers like that, I'd almost welcome the Gestapo with 
open arms, loser..

 *>PS: I posted this rather than simply giving an email 
reply, because your
 *>email address always bounces back - even with the removal 
of CERTAIN LETTERS
 *>from the ending. ->  Woof, woof, buddy!

Better yet, Dorktor, why don't you just send everything 
straight to the bit bucket?  You'd be doing us all a big 
favour!

Meow,

Quantum_Cat


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