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[obsbedia2@aol.com (Obsbedia2)]

*&^%$#@ iMac!  

	I wuz gonna gut it!  Turn it inta a propur computer, I wuz.

*&^%$#@ iMac!

	Four new keyboards!  A new CD Rom!  Now the hard drive crashes!

*&^%$#@ iMac!

	I take it in.  I call back a few days later.  Not ready.  I call back at the
end of the week.  No telling when it will be ready.  Apple is refusing to honor
the One-Year Warranty.

*&^%$#@ Apple!

	I take to calling the computer "Lemon," instead of Apple.  I call Lemon
Computer Corporation.  They tell me that nobody is available on Saturday.  Call
back on Monday.
I do and they disconnect me while I'm waiting.

*&^%$#@ Lemon!

	I'm a  gonna gut it!  Squeeze it!  Make Lemonade outta it by putting a real
computer inside that works.

*&^%$#@ nice handle.

	Later, the repair shop calls.  It's ready to be picked up.  They fixed it, but
Apple, Ah mean "Lemon," won't pay them because it's the second repair within
thirty days.

*&^%$#@ Apple, uh Lemon, ah heck:  Fruit Salad!

	Everything is gone.  All of the email addresses, Apple II FTP sites, favorite
sites, dozens of hours of downloading programs.  

			All gone.  

Never, ever, ever buy an iMac.