Dr. Tom Vacation Exclusive!!!!!!!!

[quantum_cat@my-deja.com]

The Exclusive Turley Vacation Exclusive!

Day 1:

I stategically leave my house unlocked, and the window open and my
computer
logged in while a broken WebCam watches to catch Joe Kohn entering to do
his
dasterdly deeds.

Caught at airport with bomb in pocket.  Arrested.  Jailed.  Met Frank.
Wonderful blowjobs.  He likes it that I got no teeth.  Less threathening.

Also met Bruce, the guard... Whatta cutie!

Busy night.  Can't talk right now.  My mouth is full.

Boy.  Exhausted.  Not a minute of sleep.  Everyone here love me.  Not
like csa2.

Day 2:

Made bail.  Many wonderful testimonies from the guys in jail.  And
especially from \
Bruce. ;-)

Back to the airport.  Had to mug a Hairy Krishna asshole for airfare.
Those suckers
really pull in the bucks!  Must remember!

Flew to Ruby's.  He forgot to pick me up at the airport.

4 blowjobs later, I had enough for cab fare.

Stole some shoes from a young 9 yr. old punk.  They fit.

Ruby has given me the wrong address.  The Bastard.   I end up at
Meijer's.

I get arrested for shoplifting.   It wasn't my fault.  It was just
sitting there
out in the public domain!

Met another Frank.... He's SOOOO wonderful!  He get's me sooooo Hot!

But.  He's in for another 90 days.  No long term relationship here.

Ouch.  Wish I had brought some Vasiline.   The other inmates are giving
me a poin
in the ass.   Oh well, grin and bear it....

Day 3:

Ah!  Isn't the judicial system wonderful.  Give the judge a blow job, and
everything
is wonderful!

Hurlbutt is toast though.  I track him down.  I find him.  He's smaller
than I expected.

Using a magnifying glass, I find his dick and use my handy eyedropper to
suck him off.

He enjoys it...

Then come the tin snips.  He doesn't like that.  I laugh.  Ha. Ha ha!
Hah hah ha haH HAH.

My fake teeth fly out.  Ruby's dog grabs them and swallows them.  Damn.

I'm off to find LJSILICON.... but I must rest.  I find a restful ashcan
to spend the
night in.

Day 4:

I awaken to the sounds of sirens.  Dodging patrol cars, I make it to the
bus station
where I imitate a large piece of luggage and am place on a bus to
LJSILICONs hometown.  Oh Joy.
I anticipate great rapture when I gaze upon LJ's thighs once more!...

To be continued.....



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