Q: How many members of CSA2 does it take to change a light bulb?

[Slick <PAYSlick_RCBD@hotmail.com>]

Question: How many members of Comp.Sys.Apple2 does it take to change a
light bulb?

Answer: Sixteen.
One to change the bulb. Two to write independant FAQs on the subject.
One to say that material from one FAQ was pirated from the other, and a
dozen more to join in the ensuing flame war.
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