Amelio's Ouster - showdown

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Mitchell "PC Guy" and Henrik "MacEvangelist" announce that the final round in
the PC vs. Mac battle will not be made public.

In a surprising move to save this newsgroup, both parties agreed that further
techtalk will be moved to e-mail where both parties will further strive for the
ultimate victory of their respective platform. Since both platforms are
superior, the winner is not yet clear.

While Mitchell leads with one bold point in front thanks to the "does not have
preemptive multitasking" argument, henrik made good some losses with a
counterproof of the Macs push-and-pop case design. Still, the jury did not
count this because of the rude language he was using. The Mac party is
currently preparing a new plot and apologizes for glitches in written
language. As a bad excuse, the MacHeads said they were typing on Adjustable
Keyboards - this excuse was not acceptable to the jury but did not lead to
further penalties.

An annouuncement is expected soon and will be posted to this newsgroup. During
the ongoing discussion, all readers on c.s.a2 are kindly asked to stay away
from our mailboxes because we need all the bandwidth we can grab.

Thank You.