Re: Filthy Teenage Girls

[tom31656@aol.com (Tom31656)]

A moron wrote:

>Check out this site, it has tons of Nude Teenagers Fucking 
>and Sucking Cock.

That's nice. Keep it somewhere where people actually care.
Note the newsgroup name--comp.sys.apple2. Does this
look like alt.sex.spam.porn.porn.porn? Didn't think so.

>Are you ready to cum all over a teenagers face?  Then Check out:

All right, buddy. How about I hook up a specially rigged
Apple //e and attach a pair of electrodes to each of your
temples. The //e will read your mind, and whenever it
catches you spamming like this, you'll get a nice big
jolt in your 'nards. I think it would go like this:

Dork: hehehehe, I am kewl! hehehehe!  I post to comp groups!

//e: <zzzzz> <zzzz> <ZZZOT!> <crackle>

Dork: AAAIIIIIIEEEE! ouchies!

Of course, you'd be too dumb to remember what happens
when you spam, so about 120 posts later, the //e
would just make you kick your charred legs every so
often, conveying a message to all other morons like
you.

(Sorry, Applers...but I'm an alt.tasteless flamer at
heart, and it ticks me off when people post crap
like this.)

Tom the Appler :^)
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Tom Sanders, the pyromaniac, goofball,
and a proud member <g> of alt.tasteless

"Shut up, you retard!" --a moron from my class, to me