Re: ANN: Apple II figure missing container

[owsw@aol.com (Owsw)]

Nathan, you've got it all wrong buddy !  I wasn't missing for a day.  I
just took a break from everything.  After all I'm an old man in the Apple
II Community now, unlike a non-resting,  work-a-holic type FAQ fellow I've
known for several years that hangs out on visi.com, named Mates, who has
an obsessive hobby of spreading misinformation about me on this newsgroup.

The unusual alien accent you got on the answering machine was my illigal
alien assitant that works for me part-time,
when I'm missing-in-action.  She works for free, so I take whatever she
provides with a smile and a thank you.

We got all 40 of our ordered fruitcake wackos to go also.
She must have mis-counted them as 39.

Stick to the facts Nathan.  Stop giving out misinformation on things
related to me - please !  

FOX is NO LONGER planning several TV specials.  At my request and after
explaining the incorrect information they got from some anonymous
hacker/teacher of truth by an email tip about my missing and all, I
enlightened them to cancel their TV specials on the matter.

Apple ][ Forever and I now return you back to the sane portion of this
newsgroup.

Cheers and All That Stuff,
Tom