Re: Update on WordPerfect reclassification: shareware!

[Dr_Buzz@hotmail.com]

In article <331778e8.983232@netnews.worldnet.att.net>, 
themaples@worldnet.att.net says...
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>On 28 Feb 1997 04:45:35 GMT, owsw@aol.com (Owsw) wrote:
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>>Enjoy and Cheers,
>>Tom
>>(Charles T. 'Dr. Tom'  Turley)
>>Software Reclassification Project Coordinator
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> ...
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>My only remaining problem with this message is --
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>Who made you "Software Reclassification Project Coordinator"?

The same people who gave him a Ph.D. 
(My Mistake.  Charles T. "Dr. Tom" Turley has _5_ Ph.D.s!!)

And now ... The top ten things "Doktor Tom's" "Ph.D." REALLY means:

Piracy Hurts Developers
Pedophelia, Hamsters, Drugs
Pot Habit Denied
Peyote Hits Daily
Piled Higher & Deeper
Pre-Highschool Dropout
Panama Hash Desired
Pretendin' to Have Degree
Pulling Hard on Dick
Psycho, Hateful Dickhead