RFC: Evil Plot Against Dr. Tom!

[irsman@iag.net (Ian Schmidt)]

Here's the scoop.  After reading Olivier Zardini's own little turkey page,
and noticing that in some of his emails the Rev. Dr. Charles T. "Dr. Tom"
Turley (RDCTDTT for short) accused me of conspiring with Burger Bill and 
Joe Kohn to do evil things against him, I've concluded that the version of 
me living in the RDCTDTT's acid trips is having way more fun with all this 
than I am.  However, I don't have the spare time to come up with such 
plots.  Therefore, I want all you Apple II evildoers out there to reply to
this message with evil plots against RDCTDTT that you can make up.

For reference, here's some plot elements popular with the RDCTDTT:

- Auri ('nuff said)
- Person(s) unknown breaking into his house (which he doesn't lock) to 
  steal/upload beta software
- Burger Bill, Richard Bennett, Mitchell Spector, Nathan Mates, myself,
  Joe Kohn, Stroker Ace. etc, etc.
- Person(s) unknown sector editing the RDCTDTT into scrolly texts and other
  things in IIgs demos, software, etc.
- Olivier Goguel and FTA as symbols of all that is good and right
- People on the 'blacklist' hiring persons unknown to break into the RDCTDTT's
  house, take his Trix(tm), etc.

I'm sure most readers of this newsgroup can come up with more of these.

Here's an example using some of the canned parts above:

---- begin example evil plot against RDCTDTT ----

Richard Bennett and Joe Kohn will hire evil Japanese ninjas who happen to be
trained in operating Apple II computers to break into the RDCTDTT's place
while he's on one of his infamous 2-week vacations.  These ninjas have been
trained in the operation of Apple II computers by watching subtitled users
manuals masterminded by Nathan Mates and Auri.  Once they have gained
entry to his house (which is easy since he claims it's always unlocked),
they will upload betas of NoiseTracker 3.0 and sector-edited copies of
GNO to Asimov!  Oh No!

---- end example evil plot ----


DISCLAIMER: all plots and plot elements contained in this post are strictly
satirical.  If you think I actually have the spare time and mental instability
to actually pull this stuff off, you are greatly mistaken and/or illegally
medicated.  This post intended for the private non-commercial entertainment
of the audience.  Do not take internally.  If itching and rash develop,
discontinue use immediately and consult a doctor other than the RDCTDTT.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.   Have a nice day.

---
Ian Schmidt
Available now: MTP (SoundSmith player) for MS/DOS and Windows 95 PCs.
Coming soon: MTP/Linux, and maybe some GS stuff too.