ANN: new Apple II user group!

[gudath@ubaclu.unibas.ch]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I regret of having to inform you of the founding of a new Apple II user group,
the Assocation of Pissed Off, Crying Apple II Loonies Yammering about
Scurrilous Egobabble (A.P.O.C.A.L.Y.P.S.E.)

As a member of the APOCALYPSE, you must have read all the stories about
OmniPaint etc. for at least five times and can reproduce them without
souffleuse during REM sleep. You must have thoroughly understood how pirating 
works and what impact excessive ego can have on the rainforest. You should be
that pissed off that FlameStation makes you only mumble "been there, done
that". You will become
a member of the VIP section if you are also suffering from mad cow disease.

Put briefly, if you're an Apple II user and are simply

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with all this drivel on c.s.a2, please mail in your application form PDQ. We
need every soul.

As a member, you will receive an apple each and every day. Why you ask?

Cheese & pierce,
bozo