Re: Asimov CD

[sjensen@cello.gina.calstate.edu (Steve Jensen)]

>Finally, it is ready. Order now! THE ASIMOV CD.
>
>o  500 MB ZIPPED Disk Images
>o  Including all kinds of popular Apple II emulators for many
>   platforms
>o  Including an "Asimov Forever" sticker and T-Shirt.
>
>Only $ 69,95 + S&H.
>
>Order NOW! Call 1-800-ASI-MOV!
 
Now you've done it Dark Dude.  You've gone too far this time and
we here at Psychoacoustical Psoftware are not going to tolerate
this blatant rip-off of our ORIGINAL ASIMOV CD.
 
We have PROOF that you broke into our house and STOLE our master cd
while we were medicated.
 
You have sector editted extensively, adding your gratuitous
promotional ads for your semi-functional BBS in some kind of
foreign language.
 
On advice from our attorneys we have notified the International
Software Publishers Association of Mexico (ISPAM) and you can
expect a visit from Detective Paul Reubens, who told us, "I know
how to handle jerks like this".
 
We called your 1-800-AVI-MOV number but we couldn't understand
what you were saying.  It sounded like you have NO TEETH.
 
Dr. Lou G. Acker
CEO, Founder and Good Will Ambassador
Psychoacoustical Psoftware Inc.