Dr. Charles Turley, DDS

[klh911@BUSTARHYMES.gov (Kevin Lee Hunter)]

B.U.S.T.A.R.H.Y.M.E.S. is closely monitoring the activities of Sir
Reverend Fire Marshall Father Officer Honorable Dr. Charles "Tom"
Turley, PhD, DDS, MD, BS, BA, MS, MA, ASPCA, ASPARAGUS. We are
amazed at the illegal and disgusting nature of the little boys who
visit his compound. Our undercover officers sold the following
items to him during covert operations in the Gay Area:

2 rocks of crack
14 hits of acid
51 tips on who his enemies are
2 hits of really strong acid
1 FTA pin (l'originale! Francais!)
927 little boys (BUOYS, IF YOU WILL)

The only possible conclusion? Busta Rhymes, we come through with
no disrespect, WOO-haa, we got Chuck T in check.

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B.U.S.T.A.R.H.Y.M.E.S. secret affairs division (yawyaw@wooha.mil)
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