Re: Stroker Ace Technologies proud to announce its acquisition of Winternet!

[Chris Fuller <cfuller@discovery.winternet.com>]

Stroker Ace wrote:
> 
> Stroker Ace Technologies is pleased to announce its acquisition of
> Minnesota's leading Internet provider, Winternet! We were lucky enough
> to have Kevin Mathison in check, and when it quickly became evident that
> he didn't know the difference between UNIX and a man with no penis (see:
> Michael Frankowski), we quickly moved in and took over.
> 
> Recently, the router lost its routing tables. This is because that bitch
> Heather accidentally knocked out the power cord while I was hitting her
> from behind while punching her in the back of the head.
> 
> Today the mail server was down while we used icicle to transfer large
> quantities of Dutch pornography to our local disk. We just deleted the
> mail that you all didn't get, cuz, I mean, you're all wack bitches with
> no lives anyway.
> 
> Finally, we're planning on migrating our entire network to a mixture of
> BeBoxes, Amigas, Avatars and Apple IIgs's.
> 
> --
> Stroker Ace, Head Pimp     LIFE: Lover     HOME: stroker.mn.org <- Linux!
> Winternet, Inc., a division of Stroker Ace Technologies
> For more info about Twin Cities area prostitution rings mail pimpz@mn.org


We'll I'm glad to see it once again in the hands of competant,
responsible and moral people who care about their customer base.
Way to go guys!

Chris