Stroker Ace Technologies' WWW Booty Hunt!

["Stroker Ace" <stroker@ace.net>]

Aloha my kickin' compadres.. this is a smooth message from the land of
slow strokin'.. Put on those Barry White CD's, get out the leisure suit,
slap on some Old Spice and get ready to get personal with some fine tail.
That's right, Stroker Ace Technologies' first annual World Wide Web Booty 
Hunt explodes ontohe cheeks of the unsuspecting USENET ommunity.

Whoever can find the most booty on the net and refer it to Mark Miller
at markm@winternet.com wins a fresh box of Sheik condoms! They're a
Durex condom which combines earth-stomping strength with silky smooth
sensitivity. Sheik. Get some.

Says noted pple II mogul Adalbert Goertz,

	"A whole box? That's a three pack? That's enough to last 
	 me a lifetime!"

Yes, we salute our sexually active members of the Apple II community, even

if they *are* hunchbacks. Speaking of being bent over, Christian advocate
Nathan Mates says,

	"Condoms, eh. That's fluff. I like it raw."

I figured he was an ole' dirty bastard at heart.

That's all for now kids, Patty Westerfield is calling me back to bed.
Man, that is some bomb ass pussy. Anyway, good luck, and until next time,
get down, get funky, and go get some.

Stroker Ace
bazyar@hypermall.com