Re: Filth

["Stroker Ace" <stroker@ace.net>]

>   Everything this bastard posts is pure slander and lies anyway, I've 
> already traced his true name, address and tel. number.  I know where he 
> lives, where he goes to school, how he hangs out with and most all of 
> his other abusive Internet efforts also, are now being closely monitored

> and recorded for evidence with his criminal procecution.

You see, this customer complained a few weeks ago about his STROK6969-N
malfunctioning. I referred him to technical support who determined that
the problem was an odd preference for small rodents. The STROK6969-N is
clearly labeled "Not for use with gerbils, hamsters, or other anally
deployed devices." We disclaim any responsibility for this customer's
stupidity.
 
> I'm working on his arrest, (as of this post), with both CERT and the FBI

> and several local law enforcement agencies, interested in his abusive 
> Internet activities, emailings and posts to various newsgroups.

Our customers will be glad to know that Stroker Ace Technologies has CERT 
in check. Woo hah. Thanks to the always lovely Moira Stevenson, CERT will
have nothing to do with this matter, and not only that, the Stroker Ace
himself got a chance to hear direct from noted Apple II celebrity Jawaid
Bazyar what he thought of Moira Stevenson and CERT:

	"Damn Moira, your tongue's got more moves than HyperMall has 
	 dead end companies."
						- Jawaid Bazyar
						  Denver, CO
 
> That's the only way he'll ever be removed from the NET - with all of his

> havoc/antics/post abusive activities and such anyway!  He's going to be 
> in for a real shocking surprise, when they come and drag his sick and 
> twisted butt off to federal. prison for a few years.  Maybe then he want

> 'Love the Internet' so much and all of the newsgroups he contantly likes

> to bombard with his insane and filthy, sicko posts - will finally have 
> some sort of logic, peace, freedom and order from his kind!

I'd like to quote a customer's feedback response from our website 
(www.ace.net) in this case:

	"Stroker, lots of times I find myself unable to get past the
	 fact that Charles Turley was my only true soul mate. When I
	 was shaving those kids' heads, he was the only one there
	 to take pictures."
						- Matt Deatherage
						  San Quentin State Prison, CA

The only way that pimp Stroker Ace will be removed from the 'net is the
same way your mom's lips will be removed from my dick - with a crowbar,
and lots of margarine. Really, this isn't the first time the 'stroka
has decided to fuck with a newsgroup, and won't be the last.

As those urban heroes the Beastie Boys might say:
	"FEDERAL PRISON? ON WHAT CHARGE, MUTHA FUCKA?!"
Just because you dropped the soap while you were in on drug charges
doesn't
make a criminal out of the Stroker.

Stroker Ace
markm@winternet.com