There once was a gay appleiigs.

[nobody@flame.alias.net (Anonymous)]

There once was a gay appleiigs. It was a lonely apple. It's only friend 
and lover was Nathan Mates. It loved Nathan Mates like it loved no other 
cross wired dork before. Sadly for this appleiigs there was Dr. Tom. 
Dr.Tom and Nathan Mates where lovers. They had been since the beginning of 
time. The appleiigs then had to be a lover to both of them. 

One day Derek came along and was jelious of the appleiigs. Derek was 
Nathan Mates and Dr. Tom's lover. Derek then decided to destroy the 
appleiigs out of revenge. But the appleiigs fought back and the Mac was 
born. But the Mac made the mistake of being Nathan Mates and Dr. Tom's 
lover also, so Bill Gates was born. Bill Gates soon destroyed the Mac. 

Derek however was smart enough to choose Bill Gates as his lover.