Matt Carlson, the fake.

[nathan@cco.caltech.edu (Nathan Mates)]

In article <4n2uuk$9s2@samba.rahul.net>,
Matthew Carlson  <carlson@rahul.net> wrote:
>There you go again Nathan. Spreading Lies. You incompetent shithead. I am 
>so tired of your ranting and ravings about me. Grow up shithead. Go to 
>hell Nathan. You homo-ass loving dork, piece of shit. Get a life you cock 
>sucking dweeb.

   I am precisely what I say I am, and nothing of what you say I am. I
have the guts to stand behind my posts, and facts therein. On the
other hand, you have resorted to faked irc clients, faked posts, such
as the above, and 'anonymous' posts that are just as identifiable as
you by their gross misspellings and clueless cut and pastes from
encyclopedias.

   Since I have a clue, I'll start with some evidence. First off, the
hacked irc client. When you were being annoying on irc, the machine
you were reputed to be from was having a bad network connection--
roughly 94% packet lossage from many points around the internet. Under
normal circumstances, irc and all other network functions would die.
Not so with you-- you continued on at full speed. Only possible answer
to this is a hacked irc client.

  Next evidence of forgery: all posts from 'Matthew Carlson,' claiming
to be 'Matthew Carlson', 'Dr. Tom', or 'Matt Portune.' Looking at the
headers of them, they are incompetent forgeries. The post which I'm
responding to had this path: [No editing done except fitting on
multiple lines, not one]

Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!nntp1.jpl.nasa.gov!news.magicnet.net!
nntp.crosslink.net!news2.cais.net!news.cais.net!news.mathworks.com!
newsfeed.internetmci.com!newsxfer2.itd.umich.edu!uunet!in2.uu.net!en.com!
in-news.erinet.com!bug.rahul.net!rahul.net!a2i!samba.rahul.net!rahul.net!
a2i!carlson.a2i!carlson
                                 ^^^^^^^^^                     ^^^^^^^^^

   Tip: Under usenet, posts may not go thru the same site twice.
Let's look at another:

Path: winternet.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!news.dacom.co.kr!
vyzynz!inquo!in-news.erinet.com!bug.rahul.net!rahul.net!a2i!samba.rahul.net!
rahul.net!a2i!carlson.a2i!carlson
^^^^^^^^^                                     ^^^^^^^^^

   Same deal. And a detour through Korea on the way to the US? Uhnh.
And a few other invalid hosts. Same thing with your posts as 'Matthew
Carlson,' and 'Dr. Tom.' They're such bad fakes it's not worth
considering.

   And now for your 'anonymous' posts, which suffered from the exact
same bad misspellings, and cut & paste from the encyclopedia as your
other posts and irc sessions.


   What's the point of all of this? You are not 'Matthew Carlson,' a
name which you claim you chose. Any and all words from you are forged,
too chicken to stand behind your real name by paying for internet
access and a real account. A dejanews search on your posts shows
you've only been posting for about half a year, and can't spell in
any. With all of your misspellings, thinking that the ultimate in
insults is to claim that your enemy is a 'homo' when that is bullshit
except in the case of Dr. Tom, juvenile attempts at revenge, and lack
of $20 a month to pay for a real internet account, you're 15 years
old, tops. Please grow up.

   With all of this forgery, you're fairly obviously too chicken to
stand behind your own words. If you have this little confidence in
your own words, then you must really feel inadequate. In English
you'd understand, you have no balls to stand behind your words. Even
Dr. Tom can do that, someone you've tried to put down, but couldn't
manage to do so. 

   You are not worth any more time online until you give up the sham
act that you are. If and when you provide reliable and factual
information, such as a real name, unfaked news and posts, and other
means of standing behind your words, it will be worth speaking any
further with you. Otherwise, I refuse to have any further dealings
with you.

Nathan Mates

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