Re: WOW. You guys are ... HAMMACK HOMOS

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To: Brainless Mike
Dear:
  [X] Clueless Newbie [X] Lamer [X] AOLer [ ] Me too er           
    [ ] Perver          [X] Geek
  [X] Spammer         [ ] Nerd  [X] Elvis 
You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [X] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [X] You continued a 
long, stupid thread
  [X] You started an off-topic thread         [X] You posted a 
"YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [X] Your sig/alias/server sucks             [X] You suck
  [X] I don't like your tone of voice
To Repent, You Must:
  [X] Give up your AOL account
  [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X] Actually post something relevant
  [X] Be Senator Exon's love slave
  [X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
  [ ] Blow me                  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again         [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell               [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or fuck off[X] All of the above
end flame