Me and my Pet Floppy Bandit

[minuet@indy.net (Cold Fusion)]

Standing in a puddle of his own drool, Charles Turdley babbled:

>Thanks to Soenke Behrens for your supportive words concerning the 
>Caltech ftp site for Apple 2.  I (Charles 'Floppy Bandit' Turley) have 
>two team members that are sending $40 to help pay for the cost of the 
>hard drive.  I'm sending it to Daniel Zimmerman.  That's where all 
>donations go for this effort!

Obviously the ill-gotten profits from your mexican stolen floppy ring. Is 
there no end to your evil?

>I trust that clears up some of the cobwebs from your demented brain Mr. 
>Cold 'James Whelan' Fusion (Parallax Error <whelan@inetdirect.net>)
>So, now everybody known who you really are.

James Whelan? Hmmm, that will come as a shock to the people in this group who 
know my name and address, but does explain why you are not hiding in my 
bushes in the morning making piggy noises, wearing a diaper on your head and 
touching yourself, as you are obviously stalking the wrong guy. I will be 
sure to get in touch with James and encourage him to buy some pepperspray 
cretin repellent, he will probably need it.

>You posted that you were selling your IIc and IIGS.  Please sell them fast 
>and get the hell back over to the IBM (PC clone) world - where you really 
>belong! 

Just stop. I'll have you know I am just making room for a Quadra and my other 
GS, you are just upset that I can actually *pay* for my machines without 
having to make up some sob story to get people to send me crap for free.

>What happened to the kinder and gentler Cold Fusion?  Scams indeed! Should 
>I post to the world what type of scams you like to pull?  Or will you just 
>go away PLEASE!

Ya know, you're kinda cute when that vein is about to pop on your forehead. 
Sure I am a nice guy, but someone has to call you out on your netscams, one 
of the newbies might not know what a fruitloop you are and actually send you 
something. By the way, I enjoyed reading about you in the last Genielamp, 
where they declare you are not a spokesman for Sequential (or anyone else) 
and basically call you a talking monkey. Great stuff.

And finally, please post all my alleged net hijinx for all to read, as 
accurate as your other information is this should be a good story and not to 
be missed, so gulp a handful of prozacs and blast away, El Bandito Flopito!

Fusion