The Official Flame-War Report #1

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (GUDAT,HENRIK MICHAEL)]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I've been authorized from the OAOIO (One and Only Internet Organisation) to
create a report on current and upcoming flamewars on c.s.a2. This service is
provided to you free of charge. This report is Fakeware - you may copy it,
destroy the original and claim you're the author. Restrictions apply. Men
waering white socks are excluded from this service.

Current flame wars
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              GS+ Diz       vs.       Cold Fusion
                6                          1

GS+ Diz leads by 5 rounds, almost impossible for Cold Fusion to make good
serious losses. His initial attack was not counted due to the lack of
intelligence, but the fact that he was using a fake address brought one point
for technologic knowledge.
GS+ Diz in turn has chosen the gentleman's strategy of staying away
from flame wars below the IQ of a plant. Cold Fusion, not aware of Diz' plans,
ran into his knife.
Congrats to Diz for his professional behaviour. PUTZ!
 

          Wrecking Machine  vs.  The Rest of Us
              n/a                        n/a

This very particular fight is between Wrecking Machine and an unknown opponent.
I was unable to calculate any ratings because I must somehow missed the point
of the thread.

             Baz            vs.   Cold Fusion
              8                         0

This discussion deals with Baz' employment. Fusion's argument that Baz is
unemployed was rejected by a consortium of colleagues and Baz himself. This
anti-information accounted for one big minus point on Fusion's account which
totals 0 after the debacle. Still, Fusion struggles with a clear strategy and
seems to be unable to adapt his tactics to his various opponents. One advice:
use a business strategy against Diz ("your synergy effects suck big times") and
apply UNIX-logic against Baz (include aliases for frequently used four-letter
words).

Upcoming flame wars
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             Me            vs.   Wrecking machine, Cold Fusion

This ultimate thread is supposed to become a major global struggle. At -1
Celsius, FlameStation refuses to start up but I'll get that beast up and
running.

Stay tuned for more. :)

- rat