Beagle Bros. catalogs (Re: Basic Apple II commands?)

[shoppa@altair.krl.caltech.edu (Tim Shoppa)]

In article <448mpe$612@irz1.informatik.uni-kl.de>,
Burkhard Lehner <cbp4@bordeaux.informatik.uni-kl.de> wrote:
>
>I think I read this tricky tip in "Apple ][  The DOS Manual". It was a
>very funny
>manual. I remember it said: "A floppy disk can store the information for
>a long
>time, unless you play frisbee with it or the dog bites it!" (I don't
>know what
>it sounds exactly).
>Does anyone else remember any jokes in the manual?
>

I still remember the Beagle Bros. catalog which contained additional
pictograms of what *not* to do with your floppies.  The standard
ones on the back of 5.25" jackets contained such things as "don't
store near magnetic fields", "don't write on labels with ball point
pens", etc.  The Beagle Bros. additions contained "Do not fold into
a paper airplane" and "do not put into hot toaster".  Does anyone
remember the other entries?  Anyone?  Anyone?

Tim.