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Re: Micro$loth Windoze 95 Badges - how they should be



> >> Actually, my 2K-processor (DEC Alpha), 300 GFLOP Cray T3D Massively
> >> Parallel Processing System with 128 GB of RAM that I've got humming in
> >> my basement garage has got you ALL beat.


Wanna bet?  You can't beat my ultimate supercomputer!!!  It has FIVE
BILLION symmetric multiprocessing 8 Mhz Motorola 68000 chips for the
ultimate in backwards compatibility while still retaining an extreme speed
advantage (although, admittedly, 1985 programs weren't designed
w/symmetric multiprocessing in mind).  Plus 500 gigabytes of RAM, a 40
terabyte hard-drive, and a 100 times CD-ROM for good measure (not that I
would bother with a mere 700 MB of storage per CD).