Re: test

[dog_cow@macgui.com (D Finnigan)]

Scott Alfter wrote:
> This is a test...please ignore.
> 
>   _/_
>  / v \ Scott Alfter (remove the obvious to send mail)
> (IIGS( http://alfter.us/            Top-posting!
>  \_^_/ rm -rf /bin/laden            >What's the most annoying thing on
>  Usenet?
> 
> 
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>

Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Lamer       [ ] Pirate
[ ] "Me too" er             [ ] Pervert     [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd        [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak       [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer                 [ ] Dumbass     [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Hooker                  [ ] Pimp        [ ] Moron

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You crossposted your blatantly obvious troll to SIXTY newsgroups
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
[ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[ ] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above

I once found an even older one, but I can't find it now, so this one will
have to do. >:->