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Re: Henrik, I hate your nose!
In article <1993May5.202045.21180@ifi.unizh.ch>, gudat@avalon.physik.unizh.ch (gudat henrik) writes:
> (C) RIGHT SOFTWARE FLAMESTATION FLAME DOCUMENT ID #56%115.0
>
> locked on: Code Burger
> mode: now or never
> tone: sulk around
>
> expected status of target after flame: GURU MEDITATION
> subject: FS 2.0 test session
>
> The last thing Cody wrote and will write:
>>> This message (read, people, read!) proves once again that
>>> your IQ is near the one of a plant. Take this:
>>My plant breeding and transgenic experiments led to a plant
>>which has an IQ 1000x higer as yours!...
>
> You mean that cactus in the corner? Sheeez, that's why you're looking
> so shrivelled and faded...
You can't blame a bear in hibernation that way...
BTW the thing you call a cactus is in fact a shrunken CRAY-I which
I stole from your Computer-Science Institute at Zurich...
>>Hahaha! That's less than nothing against my newest weapon, the
>>evilst thing one can imagine:
>>
>>**** THE MARVIN OPTION ****
>
> Did you program it yourself? Then it CANNOT be v1.0. Be prepared for
> bugs, people, and boot into DOS 3.2...
Indeed I didn't need programming it myself. I hired MARVIN for that job.
At last a challenge for his infinitely brilliant mind! (In fact, I
almost cured his depressions that way...)
>>If this brand new extension to FlameStation talks to your
>>computer,
>
> My FlameStation refuses chatting with humanoid derivatives of a cactus.
>
You're in error (see above) but what else can one expect from a mind
as simple as, let's say, the genome of a Tobacco Mosaic Virus.
> goodbye...
> * lock on YOGI.URZBAS *
> * connect to HOCHSTRASSE *
> * * execute * *
> * CodeBurger timeout error: GAME OVER *
That ain't never work, you stupid vesicle! Look at my correct
email address in my sig! [Some folks are even too stupid to
make their flames actually reach me, I don't believe it...]
>
>>....now I can RULE THE WORLD...!
>
> First rule _YOUR_ GS, then we can talk about the world...
[huahahahaha...]
>
>>OK, but tell me why the nostrils are on the upper side...
>
> Yes, they are. But that's because you're walking on your hands all the
> time. handstand, Cody, that's actually your problem, not Chemix. You
> cannot enter programs when living your whole life upside down...
>
Would do some good even to you! [getting some blood into the brains...]
>
> Henrik, The Terminator
>
'Ah'll be back!'
--EvilBurger
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