Brand new products from Right Software

[gudat@avalon.physik.unizh.ch (gudat henrik)]

ANNOUNCEMENT
 
Contact: Right Software
         P.O. Box 18
         4153 Reinach 2
         Switzerland
 
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Two products are ready for shipping!
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ShadowWrite 1.2
 
ShadowWrite is a FreeWare text editor written by Andre Horstmann.
Thanks to his enormous efforts, SW got a few significant additions, for
example a word counter feature. If you click the check box "qualify",
ShadowWrite not only displays the number of words, but also suggests
changes where your arguments seem to be weak or give your text an
unprofessional touch. In a second phase, ShadowWrite corrects the text
(typos and lapses) and reports if this piece of sh... [second product:
see below] is worth being handed in. Many students asked for it.
 
 
NEW!
 
FlameStation 1.0
 
FS 1.0 is another innovative product from our master programer Otto. It
allows you to start and keep flame wars running even while your not
operating your computer.
FS 1.0 comes with a huge dictionary. You can specify topics which FS
1.0 will follow up automatically. You can choose among five options:
 
- NORMAL: flame the sender only (e-mail)
- QUICK & DIRTY: post flame to c.s.a2
- INTENSIVE: send AND post flame
- RAMBO MAMBO: answer all earlier postings and start another flame war
  (you can specify up to 65535 default topics)
- OVERKILL: post flames to ALL newsgroups and send group reply to all
  c.s.a2 members.
 
The only problems we're working on is that in OVERKILL mode FS 1.0 also
sends flames to your own mailbox. As a result, FS 1.0 will start
flaming yourself. Because of severe technical limitations, you have to
push the F... O.. button in order to avoid a DISC QUOTA EXCEEDED error
message.
 
Because having several flame wars running simultanously eats a lot of
disk space, FS 1.0 offers a new technology, the CONVERGE FLAMES
feature. With this option enabled, you can bring two independent wars
together and keep which  your phone bill low.
 
FS 1.0 comes with dozens of sample flame wars, a very well written
manual ($"=^#), and a free subscription to Right Software's flame
center (incl. sample flame session).
FS 1.0 requires IRC's ROM 06 pocket calculator, one modem/monitor per
flame war, plus a 32 inch monitor for the flame war supervisor control
center display manager.
 
FS costs US$20 payable within 2 days. ATTENTION: if you don't pay
immediately, WE WILL FFFFFLLLLLAAAAAMMMMEEEEE YOU!!!
 
Sincerely,
 
Otto,
Right Software Switzerland
 
 
FlameStation. Chaos and Anarchy.

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