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Re: Pre-Macintosh Apple Computers Stink Like Human Waste



Doug_M wrote:
> Radium wrote:
> > Pre-Macintosh Apple computers stink like human waste
>
> You must be a former TI99/4a owner, or was it the Coleco Adam? Wait, I
> know, you had the kit version of the TS-1000 (with 16k expansion pack).

No. I am talking about the non-macintosh apple computer that came
before the Mac and they used those big floppy discs called
"mini-floppies". These computers were in my elementary schools from '89
- '96. Those computers stunk like human-kakaa. I hate those computers
and want to burn them with oxyacetylene flames. Burn them while they
are running, playing their stinky cheesy music and scum-quality
graphics [some of ran only on a green monochrome screen]. BTW, those
old Apples computers -- for some mysterious reason -- did not use any
fans. They were completely silent. None-the-less, they stunk like a
human's digestive waste.

Those are the f--ked up old elementary-school Apple computers I am
talking about. I want them to burn in hell. I want them to suffer. I
want to generate errors in those computers by torching their storage
units with oxyacetylene fires.