Re: CFFA Status?

[Mike Spurgeon <mike@spurgeon.net>]

Alex Freed wrote:
> Martin Doherty wrote:

> > Has anyone else noticed that the world in general has started putting 
> > the word THEN wherever a THAN is called for?

> The world in general is relying way too much on the spell checkers that 
> can not catch wrong words.


I have a spelling checker,
it came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
my checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me rite awl stiles two read,
and aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen,
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pores over eve ray word,
two cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers,
hour spelling mite decline.
And if we're lax oar have a laps,
wee wood bee maid two wine.

Butt now bee cuss my spelling
is checked with such grate flare.
There are know faults with in my cite,
of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
it does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl dew glad den
with wrapped words fare as hear.

Two rite with care is quite a feet,
of witch won should bee proud.
And wee must dew the beast wee can,
sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sew ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
such soft ware four pea seas.
And why eye dew brake in two averse,
buy righting want too please.