Re: Your input for the perfect computer!

["John Kavanagh" <johnkavanagh@cpcoxygen.net>]

"Chris Alaimo" <cpalaimo@excite.com> wrote in message
news:bddk0s$rb2$1@woodrow.ucdavis.edu...
> It would be a pentium 4 3.2 ghz with a 200 gig hd and 1 gig of RAM.  It
> would run DOS 6.22 and would have DOS applications that would do
everything
> one needs to do on a computer, with out having a GUI.  It would cost
$37.50
> plus shipping, be as big as an old apple 3.5" drive, have a dvd writer,
and
> one of those 23" apple cinema displays.  If you pressed alt-F11, it would
> shoot cheetos cheese puffs out of a small hole in the front of the unit
> aimed directly at the users mouth, and a hose would come out of the side
> that dispensed ginger ale.  To order one of these, please pay-pal me the
> $37.50 plus $15.95 shipping and handling.  We can't guarantee the shipping
> date as we have a hard time keeping these units in stock (think: MITS
> Altair.)
>
> Chris

errr *slowly steps back* but do anyone have any relistic designs? ;-) lol.

Thanks Chris.

John