Re: Nathan Mates (was Re: OMG!)

[cturley2@aol.com (Cturley2)]

Joe Kohn <joko@NoMoreSpam.net.invalid> wrote
>
> With just a few of the many programs available from Shareware Solutions
> II, you can...
>
>  - Surf the net.
>  - Send e-mail via SMTP servers; receive e-mail from POP3 servers.
>  - Use high quality inkjet and laser printers with your IIGS.
>  - Play Lemmings.
>  - Spell check any file from within any GS/OS program.
>
> And, a whole lot more; a ton more. All at very reasonable prices.
> Shareware Solutions II carries quite a few Apple II related CD-ROMs, has
> games, productivity software, telecomm software and so much more.
>
> If you are unfamiliar with all you can do these days with your Apple
> IIGS, or just how far you can push the IIGS envelope, check it out at:
>
> <A
HREF="http://users.foxvalley.net/~joko";>http://users.foxvalley.net/~joko</A>
>
> Please do it soon, as I have to go out and purchase some more cat food.
> Ahhh; those tender meaty morsel casseroles are just yummy ;-)
>

Paul Grammens replied:
<< Best of luck with that, Joe- but you could easily afford to eat like a king
if you'd drop that 3-pack-a-day habit.
-Paul >>

Joe,
if you'll take Quantum Cat to the local SPCA and have that 'HATE-FESTERING'
pest put down - I'll be happy to offer you a sure cure for that 'NASTY' 3
pack-a-day habit - (and I'll even pay for it).  There is a VERY SKILLED
accupunture doctor in Marin - named Dr. Tom (he's listed in the local phone
book).  He can cure your addiction to nicotine completely in only three short
treatments and you'll stop smoking and start eating REAL human food for a
change, removing all that stress and pain caused by cigarette smoking.

Such an arrangement would also be really good for this newsgroup and the entire
Apple II community too.

Should you see fit to do so - you can reach me at 707-984-8936 any time from 8
AM to 10 PM.

Cheers,
Tom