Re: ... vogons

["Quantum_Cat" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Greetings, Your Fraudulent Flatuence,

 *>Jay Edwards wrote:

 *><< OK, I give up.  I've tried and tried to find the 
website to join the
 *>Rubywand-Turley Fan Club.  What?  It's right here?  
Perfect.>>

 *>Welcome to the club Jay.  Your 'For Life Membership' has 
been noted :)

Heh heh!  You asked for it, Jay.  ;)

Not like half the folks on Tom's OWSW programming team.  Most 
of them were very surprised to see their names on THAT 
list...

And a Life Membership... Boy oh boy!  You're NEVER going to 
get out of Tom's grasp!  Better buy LOTS of Vaseline!

 *>Followed by Bev stating:

 *><<It's gotten so you don't know who is who any more. Both 
sides scrap at
 *>each other, but nothing is clear.>>

Uh, Bev... Schizophrenia CAN be treated, you know...

 *>Hi Bev, both sides know what clear with everything.  
Perhaps it's best to
 *>stay in the middle where you are right now :)

Uh... "both sides know what clear with everything"?

And don't listen to Tom, Bev... The middle is where lots of 
roadkill ends up..

 *><I do know the vogons pester you in e-mail (with their 
usual multiple carbon
 *>copies to each other),  to the point where you have to 
lock them (Howard

Ah.. I forgot Bev's omniscience!  I'm doomed!  Oh.  But she's 
nuts.  No one will believe her!

 *>"I'll upload any old version I can get my hands on" Katz) 
out with a mail
 *>block.>  

So... I wonder just how many "nasty vogons" Bev has locked 
out.  :)

 *>Well, you don't worry about me sending you any more email. 
You've already
 *>told me not to bother you with email and I won't, ever 
again :)

Tom.  Stop pirating!  (hey, it's worth a shot...)

 *><I wonder if anyone is even downloading the stuff. This is 
too much fuss
 *>over small issues.>  

Well, let's see... Bev gets a few quotes from her Mailing 
Group posted publically  (not nice, but small potatos), and 
she goes postal.  I guess if Bev doesn't care, it's small 
issues, Tommy Boy... She must think you're Golden, Dorktor.

 *>Small isues draw large crowds.  

Oh?  Are you thinking of becoming a stripper?  ;)

 *>The last log showed over 75 downloads per
 *>day.  the Apple II classic AppleWorks and AppleWorks GS 
seem to be the most
 *>popular for downloads BTW.

Hmmm... Your Classic AW upload was dated yesterday... So.  
You got 75 downloads?  ;)

 *>Cheers, Tom

Turlettes Suck!  Vogons Rule!

Quantum_Cat


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