RE: A2 Internet ID Information Stalker Contest

["Quantum_Cat" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Hiya, Oh Gonorrhetic Goblin,

 *>I1m not sure if this got posted to this newsgroup - 
although I DID make the
 *>post on Saturday afternoon, I have not seen it appear yet 
- so here it is
 *>again.  Although Easter is almost over, the contest and EE 
hunt is still
 *>valid and will remain valid until the winner sends me 
their winning email
 *>submission.

Oh... I thought this was the typically "Early" or "Late" 
Turdley "Trick", keeping in mind your April Fools Fiasco.  ;)



 *>To celebrate Easter, I1m offering to give an Apple IIgs 
computer to the

Oh oh...  The hamsters may be safe, but bunnies beware!  
Tom's celebrating!!

 *>first person who can furnish me the true identity with the 
REAL name of the
 *>individual noted below. This is an �A2 Internet ID 
Information Easter Egg

"the true identity with the REAL name"?  As opposed to the 
false identity with the REAL name or the true identy with the 
FAKE name?"

 *>Hunt and Contest1, open to all A2 users.  The first person 
to correctly
 *>furnish the REAL and actual name of Sara Cortland (who 
uses the two email
 *>addresses);

Hmmm.. You're one WACKY guy, Charles... but this seems pretty 
wierd even for you.. In fact, it borders in possible criminal 
behaviour... You don't plan to use the results for stalking 
purposes do you?


 *>sara2gs@apple2.com sara2gs@aol.com

I'd feel better about it if Sara posted something to the 
board here indicating that she didn't mind folks her "REAL" 
name to a known crackhead, thief, and liar...

 *>to me by email reply at: cturley@grin.net  

Uh.. I don't think so, Turley... heh...

 *>Will win an Apple IIgs computer.

And this would be an actual running computer... the REAL 
thing, not like your "$1,000,000" reward of the past?

 *>Could it be that this mystery individual �Sara Cortland1  
actually was the
 *>individual that the IIgs prototype 3Cortland2 was named 
after?

And will we ever learn if Tom's Adult Diaper service will 
EVER get his underthings smelling nice again?

 *>Hints to help you with this �A2 Internet ID Information 
Easter Egg Hunt and
 *>Contest1 are included below.
 
<*snip*>


 *>Well, there you have it all. Do your Internet ID 
searching, send me an
 *>email submission and make your guess:  First correct 
submission by email
 *>to me at:

 *> cturley@grin.net 

 *>...will be the winner of the Apple IIgs (I1m holding as 
the winners prize).
 *>BTW, it1s personally signed by Woz.  It1s a ROM 01 IIgs 
and not a stamped
 *>�Limited Edition1.

Ah... that answers part of my earlier question... except for 
the running part...

 *>Cheers, Happy Easter and Good Luck!
 *>Tom

If I was Sara, I'd be getting a bit worried...

 *>-- 
 *>Charles T. 'Dr. Tom' Turley
 *>WWW: http://www.grin.net/~cturley

Ah!  The "Official Charles T. 'Dr. Tom' Turley" sig...  I 
must say it still beats that hairball that Jon B. coughs up..

Meow,

Quantum_Cat


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