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Re: Integer BASIC manual?



On 4/1/11 12:51 PM, schmidtd wrote:
On Apr 1, 11:20 am, Linards Ticmanis<ticma...@gmx.de>  wrote:
But isn't this an old American tradition? My father had an textbook, I
believe it was an American textbook, on some fairly obscure area of
bio-chemistry. The time frame was probably the 1970s. IIRC he told me
the book contained numerous jokes like the following: in a list of
needed materials for some experimental setup: "a crate of beer" with a
footnote along the lines of "actually you need only five milliliters,
but having the rest is ideal for drowning your sorrow in case the
experiment, as usual, doesn't work out."

I remember one problem my college physics textbook had - we had to
work out the amount of friction one could apply, sliding down
bedsheets tied up and thrown out a window as an escape route from your
significant other's dormitory window.  There was a velocity you
couldn't exceed when landing, and only so much weight the sheets would
support...

Problem 39 on page 348 of _Systems Programming_, by J.J. Donovan (published in 1972) said:

39.  Implement a full PL/I compiler. *

... and at the bottom of the page, the footnote said ...

*  For the instructor who assigns all odd-numbered problems.

;-)

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