Re: Pirates of Silicon Valley

[Joe Kohn <joko@nospam.crl.com>]

> You must be new to Apple II, Brian. This is the way we are. You bet we were
> there, and it was great. (oh, we were at Woodstock, too...)

Three Days of Peace and Music and the Apple II, or
What Woodstock would have been like if only Apple II users attended...
 
Country Joe: Gimme an A, Gimme a P, Gimme another P, Gimme an L, Gimme an
             E, what's that spell, what's that spell, what's that spell?
 
The Announcer: Don't boot up the brown disks.
 
Wavy Gravy: Good morning, fellow programmers. We're having breakfast in
            bed and Jolt Cola for 1/2 million.
 
Grace Slick: "After a night of Electric Duet, here's some morning maniac
             music" as the Jefferson Airplane launches into "We are all
             volunteers in the eyes of Woz."
 
Announcer: Get down off the Apple-branded Bose speakers!
 
Joe Cocker: Would have sung "Hacking With a Little Help From My Friends."
 
Ten Years After: Would have sung "Goin' Home, To Cupertino."
 
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Heineman: "We've never shown our program
                                          to anyone before and we're
                                          scared sh*tless."
 
Jimi: Would have played "The Apple II Anthem."
 
Max Yazgur: "I've never seen so many Apple II users before. You're
            beautiful."
 
Arlo Guthie: Would have sung "Flying Into Los Angeles, Bringing In a
             Couple of megs of RAM."
 
Mountain: Would have played "Theme From An Imaginary Program (KABOOM)."
 
The Who: Would have played "We're Not Gonna Take PCs."
 
Janis: Would have sung "Down On Macs."