Re: *writers/seeking/publication

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

In <5pq88a$o9u$6147@roadrunner.miracle.net> cdr43a@aol.com writes:

> All fiction: send brief synopsis, first chapter, and include a self addressed, stamped
> envelope (SASE).
> All nonfiction: brief synopsis, first chapter, SASE.
> Short Stories: brief synopsis, 3 pages, SASE.
> Poetry: send 3 poems, SASE.

Thank you very much for offering me this opportunity. here's my submission:

How I Killed A Spammer
by Dr. Bozo

A spammer once lived near of me
He wondered what his biz would be
if he posted commercial stuff
containing hot air and some fluff.

So he posted to a dozen groups
and when I saw that I said "whoops,
someone doesn't know the rules
let's educate this bunch of fools."

After mail-bombing him for quite a while
I read his address on the printers pile
I drove to his house with a hand-made gun
intending myself to have some real-life fun.

The quintessence of this lousy rhyme
don't hunt on the net for a dime
because some people won't like you
so read the FAQ and get a clue.


Woof!