New Proof: Roswell UFO was energized by BUGG-POWER

[buggie@auriga.unm.edu (stephen e buggie)]

[Note to readers:  With every screwball in New Mexico now claiming that
the Roswell flying saucer skidded off his driveway prior to crashing, I
got the bright idea that this incident can be used to promote sales of
my Bugg-Power IIgs/ IIe 150 watt power supplies, $27 + $5 shipping....]
        

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          1947 ROSWELL FLYING SAUCER WAS ENERGIZED BY "BUGG-POWER"
                            NEW EVIDENCE REVEALED!

                       
PRESS RELEASE:

	A leading UFOlogist has just reported that a mysterous truckload
of electronic hardware was secretly removed from the alien UFO crash site
at Roswell New Mexico on July 3, 1947.  First, Air Force scavengers
removed the bodies of four aliens (nicknamed Eenie, Meanie, Miney, and Mo)
to a local Roswell morgue for medical dissection, after which they were
shipped by UPS air cargo to Fort Worth TX.  Later, while cleaning up
physical evidence at the crash site, twelve electronic power boxes with
wire cable were recovered.  Each box (4"x5"x7") was finished with a
mysterious chrome alloy plating, and had a 5 ft six-wire shrink-tubed
cable protruding from it.

	The twelve power boxes were secretly transferred to an Air Force
research lab at Moffett Field, Calif, where it was determined that they
gave DC voltage outputs of +5v, +12v, -12v, and -5v.  Each power box
generated up to 150 watts of DC power, or 1800 watts total.  This combined
power output is judged by UF)O experts to be sufficient to drive a
four-seat UFO sedan through the time barrier at warp speed.

	Rather than to admit to the world that a real UFO had crashed at
Roswell (which all New Mexicans know really happened), the Air Force
coverup commandos disposed of the four aliens' bodies in a Fort Worth
dumpster.  Thirty years later, with the cover stories  firmly established
(crashed weather ballon and parachute dummies), the Air Force distributed
the mysterious power boxes to computer companies (IBM, Commodore, Atari,
TI, and a new one called Apple) with instructions to copy (i.e., pirate)
the aliens' power supply technology and to patent it as theirs originally.
 The cover story was even embellished in APPLE II HISTORY, in which it was
claimed that Steve Wozniak individually created the first "switching"
power supply for a computer.

	Although commercial manufacturers disguised the alien origin of
their switching power supplies, while walking his pet iguana Steve Buggie
of Gallup NM (a suburb of Roswell), found a thirteenth unit buried in a
toxic waste dump near the fabled crash site.  Its alien metal casing and 
electronic innards were unaffected by over forty years' exposure to toxic
wastes.  At home, he discovered that the power plug at the end of the 5 ft
cable made a perfect match to the power socket of his Apple IIGS computer.
Amazingly too, the computer and power supply generated virtually NO HEAT
even in a heavily loaded Apple IIGS ---- further proof of the power
supply's alien origins.  He decided to confound the Air Force's coverup by
selling his copies of the alien power supply to Apple II users, from his
lemonade stand at the west end of the Gallup-Roswell bridge.  So far,
during 14 months of production, he has shipped 113 BUGG-POWER units to
Apple II users making their pilgrimage to the Roswell crash site........


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OWN A PIECE OF ROSWELL!

Buy a Bugg-Power IIGS or BUGG-POWER IIE 150 watt power supply.

"Price unchanged since the date of the 1947 UFO crash"

 $27 plus $5 UPS shipping.  $32 total delivered within USA.

 (If traveling to Roswell, stop in Gallup and collect it personally, 
 thus saving the $5 shipping cost.)


Overseas shipments to "alien addresses" also invited: Same $27 price plus
     surface postage) Typically $19 to Europe, Australia, or to other
     alien worlds;  $13 shipping to Canada.   Alien buyers should specify
     that they want the 220 volt AC input model.) 



Steve Buggie
200 College Rd.   		buggie@unm.edu
Gallup, New Mexico  87301