Re: csa2 chronicles, revised

[smentzer@pacbell.net (Steve Mentzer)]

>
>As the world turns...activity on comp.sys.apple2 buzzes.  Let's drop in and
>have a look.  Hey, a Macintosh user has just stumbled into the newsgroup!
>
><Macintosh user>  Hello, can someone tell me how to connect my
>     ImageWriter II?  I have an Apple IIci.
><Nathan Mates>  Hey bozo, you're posting in the wrong newsgroup.
>     (Nathan takes out his flamethrower...poof, Mac user is dead)
><User #1>  Hi, I am eight years old looking for help on the Video
>     Overlay Card.
><Nathan Mates>  Hey kid, don't post until you learn some grammar.
>     (Smokes the kid with his flamethrower)
><User #2>  AppleWorks doesn't work for me.  It seems like a primitive
>     word processor, but I need a program that shows me the whole
>     page.  Will WordPerfect GS work?  Where do I get it?
><User #3>  WordPerfect GS has a full screen preview.
><User #4>  You need a desktop publishing program like GraphicWriter
>     III.
><Joe Kohn>  I publish a newsletter with AppleWorks.  It is great
>     if you use it in conjunction with AppleWorks GS.
><User #5>  Yes, we publish our newsletter with AppleWorks GS.
><Nathan Mates>  You idiot, no WordPerfect IIe doesn't do full
>     screen zoom.  NO APPLE II PROGRAM DOES!  (Giddily zaps
>     the guy with his flamethrower).



Gee, someone actually understands what I have been saying for a year now. I 
guess there is intelligent life besides nathan.


smentzer@pacbell.net