Re: Piracy

[Stroker Ace <stroker@ace.net>]

Ian Schmidt <irsman@iag.net> wrote:
> Go back to school, Tilghman, you've got much to learn.

Stroker Ace Technologies recommends:

_Streetwalkin' fo' Dummies (or how to be a Ho in 21 days)_
by Velvet A. Jones
published by Shaft, Walker & Co., New York, NY.

A must for the distinguished bibliophile.

> PS: anyone seen Turley's space aliens yet?  I mean, 12/26 came and went
> and nothing's beamed up my PC...

Perhaps this would be of interest to you. 
(from http://www.cnn.com/News/0,1,27.html)

LOS ANGELES, December 26th, 1996 (Reuters) - Irate green aliens came down
from outer space to protest Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) and Intel's (INTL)
domination of the personal computer industry.

"Bleep glorp woo, schoob tweezle blerp," said Garn the Great, 3rd Zorf
from Ascendancy. "Sproooo clarp eep-op-ork-ah-ah."

Bleep glorp indeed. However, industry analysts challenge Garn's notion
of sproooo clarp.

"Garn's a bright guy, but he's no 2nd Zorf from Ascendancy," said Fred
Pilkerson of Andersen Consulting. "He's got a way to go before he can
attempt a run for the Squishy Throne of Planet X."

Nonetheless, Garn and his fellow green muthafuckas seem undaunted, and
intent on marching through Compton today in shiny silver jumpsuits with
signs protesting the Wintel monopoly, and other issues they object to,
like equal rights.

by Rachael Schaumweiser