I STEP CORRECT

["Busta Rhymes" <root@gangsta.com>]

> My reply to Nathan's reply: Yes, Nathan it's TRUE, the alien 
> space ships are coming in mass quantities (15.5 million or so) 
> and we are in for a VERY interesting 1997. 

FIFTEEN MILLION GREEN MUTHAFUCKAS COMIN' STRAIGHT TO YA DOME. 
STRAIGHT TO YA DOME, BRINGIN' ALL THE RUCKUS TO ALL YOU GEEK 
MUTHAFUCKAS. YAW YAW YAW. 

> BTW, they also plan to neutralize all of the UNIX and IBM PC 
> clone machines from any futher operation - upon there arrival :) 

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B.U.S.T.A.R.H.Y.M.E.S.(sm) Security Bulletin WOO_HAH-96-1125
Original issue date:  November 25, 1996
Last revised: November 25, 1996

              A complete revision history is at the end of this file.
                    
Topic: Turley is on crack
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The B.U.S.T.A.R.H.Y.M.E.S. Coordination Center has learned of
a fleet of little green muthafuckas with bugly eyes heading to
Earth, more specifically, Compton. Early reports indicated that
they do indeed like to get wicked on the old school tip and may
even be interested in stealing our flow.

We will update this bulletin as we receive additional information.
Please check bulletin files regularly for updates that relate to 
your site.

I.   Description

     Intel-architecture computers are in fact protected by
     a NiftyGreenShield(1) which prevents tampering from alien
     lifeforms. Aliens from the planet DeathRow have developed
     a method to deactivate this shield, leaving our Quake
     machines vulnerable to a virus written by some Jewish guy
     with a big nose.

     Using hordes of Dutch pornography from alt.binaries.pictures.*
     as fuel and led by Louis Farrakhan, 15.5 million Moet-sippin'
     niggaz are bound for Earth to slap the crap out of Dr. Tom.

II.  Impact

     We're all pretty much fucked.

     Computers running NEXTSTEP for Intel processors will not be
     affected, as they inherit the subspace shield from the Borg,
     which we all know is a big NeXTcube anyway.

III. Solution

     Go outside and smoke a fat one with ole' Tom. 

     Then, make up an organization and threaten to take action
     with said organization (the acronym doesn't even have to
     make sense) in order to sound like you have a fractional clue.

     Slap mah fro!

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The B.U.S.T.A.R.H.Y.M.E.S. Coordination Center wishes to thank 
Jack Daniels for his assistance with this advisory.
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> So, enjoy yours while you can. They decided not to rent a 
> booth at Comdex, this year because of a possible civil law suit 
> from Bill Gates. 

Personally, I think aliens are responsible for OpenBSD. Whatever.

> Us Light Workers have known about all of this for a very long 
> time now. 12/26/96 is not all that far away! 

Where I'm from, 12/26/96 is the day after Christmas, which is
when the homeboys from down the block come in and steal your
toys. And your asparagus too, in fact.

> Now, go read your Bible and pack your bags for the trip. Yes, 
> you can take your IIGS and all of your other Apple II computers 
> with you. They will still work just fine.

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