idiots' call to FBI about smentzer was: END THIS!!

[Tony Mori <tonym@anti.spam.com>]

Steve White wrote:
> 
> In article <56q401$e45@client3.news.psi.net>, smentzer@pacbell.net (Steve
> Mentzer) wrote:
> 
> > Steve, all you have been able to do is call me a thief. Over and Over
> and Over
> > and Over. That is the only argument that you had.
> 
> That is because said argument is sufficient. I need not embellish it.
> 
> You are a thief. You take that which belongs to others without
> compensating them. Case closed.
>


blah...blah...blah...


I guess the biggest thing is.....<drum roll, please!>


PROVE IT!


here goes the phone conversation with the FBI:


Pricks: "uh, FBI? Uh, yeah...I'd like to report computer software 	 
piracy on the internet."

FBI:    " OK. explain what happened."

Pricks: " uh, well, this guy set up a link from his homepage, to another
	IP address, which was to his home machine, running an ftp server
	with all sorts of warez on it"

FBI:    "what was on the site?"

Pricks: "Uh, a WHOLE bunch of apple II software,like convert 3200, 	
SoftDisk GS magz, a WHOLE BUNCH of stuff"

FBI:    " Apple WHAT?"

Pricks: " Uh, Apple II. as in the number 2."

FBI:    "What the hell is an Apple II"

Pricks: "IT was a computer made by Apple. The company that makes the 	
Macintosh"

FBI:    "Oh. Macintosh. What Macintosh software was there? Microsoft?
	Aldus? Adobe? Borland?"

Pricks: "No. Not Mac software. Those companies don't Make Apple II 
software, at least not anymore."

FBI:    " But what the heck is an apple 2?"

Pricks: "It's a computer that apple stopped making about 8 years ago."

FBI:    " Let me get this straight. You want the FBI to go after a guy, 
that puts a link on his homepage, which goes to an IP address at 	his
house, which has an ftp server on his computer, pirating 		software for
a platform that has been unsupported by a 		manufacturer for 10 years?"
Pricks: "YEAH! NOW you got it"

FBI:    "Son...Do you know it's a federal offense, punishable by law,
to 	make a crank call to the FBI?"

Pricks: "But..but.."

FBI:    "Son...go play your nintendo...ask mommy to take you to 	
Discovery Zone. Leave me and the FBI alone. "

Pricks: "But...but..."

FBI:    <Click!><Dial-tone>



or something like that....

Get a life, buy a clue...hell...I'll even contribute $10 to the BTCBF
(Bible Thumper's Clue Buying Fund)

....Bunch of knucklehead bandwidth wasters. Bunch of friggin' CRAP
spewing out of your mouths. Take your anti-piracy crap elsewhere!
OBVIOUSLY some of us don't wanna hear it, and don't really care!

DAMN! I wish you guys had your accounts at the ISP I work for....

can you say RM_USER ? (User Deleting script, for you non-unix dweebs)

Not only that, but I'd call every other ISP in the area, and warn them
about you silly dipsh*ts. Hell, you're only choice would be a
god-forsaken AOL account!!! (Is AOL still around? ;-)  )

Wishful thinking. Hell...a guy can dream...can't he?

my $.02  ... feel free to give me change

*IF* you have a clue, that is.

tony
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