Re: Apple the Strategy For next 10 years

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

[I have posted this yesterday, but this other surfboard seems to be
malfunctioning]


This is a short program I wrote for the Apple Execs.

10 TEXT : HOME : BRAINOFF
20 DIM A$(4)
30 A$(0)="Incredible Internet Technologies"
40 A$(1)="Home Entertainment"
50 A$(2)="Mobile Computing"
60 A$(3)="Generic Loosing Businesses"

70 FOR i=1997 to 2006

80 IF I=1997 THEN PRINT "Thanks for your interest in Apple's strategy.
   Unfortunately, we do not comment on unfinished or dead products.
   Apple II forever."
90 IF I>1997 THEN PRINT "We have been going through tough times in "+
   STR$(I-1)+" but our continued efforts in "+STR$(I)+" will show off in "+
   STR$(I+1)+". Seriously."
100 PRINT "Despite our annual restructuring, Apple's success is guaranteed
    by devoting all our resources totally on "+A$(INT(RND(1)*3.9)))+"."
110 NEXT I
120 AMEN

I'm looking into an improved version for the years beyond 2006.

- bozo