The Turley A2 Chronicles - Vol. 2

["Charles T. Turley" <cturley@wco.com>]

Oh no!  The TRUTH is out!  Now everybody knows my deepest secret.  I am 
toothless!

Now isn't that an amazing fact to reveal to the Apple II community - via 
this newsgroup, certainly relavent to the needs and the quest for useful 
computer knowledge of the Apple II community.  And, from a man that 
claims to not even know me, no less.  Few of my closest friends even 
realize that I'm toothless!

Gee, I guess now that SSII have revealed this most personal fact about 
me, the next SSII revelation about me - might even outline how many 
packs of cigarettes per day I smoke.  Well, let me give this destructive 
personal info to everybody in advance of any SSII scoop of the day!

I smoke between 2 and 3 packs of cigarettes per day - NOW!  So, now you 
know. BTW, I -DO NOT- have a crack cocaine habit. I did have a crack 
cocaine habit/addiction 4 years ago for a few months.  But, that was 
four years ago.  Haven't touched the stuff for the past four years now.

Oh, yes, and here's some other astounding facts about me also.  I don't 
wear underwear. I have grey hairs in my beard, but none on my head - 
YET!   I also drive a Yellow 1972 Ford Pinto, with a rusty body and a 
failing transmission.  I have a pet lovebird named Barny, a pet cat 
named Gus and another named Gizmo. My dog's name is Buddy.  My unlisted 
voice Tel. number is (415) 468-1609 and has no answering machine or call 
screening system with it.  I weight 220 Lbs. I'm 6 Feet tall.  I'll be 
51 years old on the 23rd of this month.  My favorite color is blue.  My 
favorite music group is INKA INKA. 

The persons whom I pity more than any others within the Apple II 
community for their paranoid ignorance and self-destructive natures are; 
Joe Kohn, Harold Hislop, Nathan Mates, Richard Bennett and Auri Man 
(with all of his many scitzoid AKA's and complusive Internet hacking 
habits).  

Next, does anybody care to take a guess on the facts and contents of 
Vol.3?

Stay tuned for The Turley A2 Chronicles - Vol. 3, coming soon!  'Why 
Burger Bill Hates Charles Turley'.

Cheers,
Tom