ANNOUNCING: Founding of the GA2SC User Group!

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

Ladies and gentlemen,

We are proud to announce the GA2SC, the Galactic Apple II Schmoozer 
Club. The GA2SC is a highly professional organization totally devoted 
to helping clueless newbies as well as clueless pros. We just care 
about everything and everyone.

Chief Technical Officer, Solar-Wide Communication Controller and 
Maintenance Responsible, User Group Support Coordinator, Voluntary 
Founder, Apple II Statistics Deputee and Special High Intensity Trainer 
(S.H.I.T.) is VR-Dr. Bozo.

* very embarrassing silence *

Please welcome with me Chief Media Engineer and Press Coordinator, 
Typesetting Specialist and Earth-Wide Profit Center Portfolio Manager, 
Superschmoozer and Executive Hotline Supervisor, our Mars and Jupiter 
VIP, Apple II Legalese Chief Authority, 7bit/70 chars Communication 
Superintendent, Investment Specialist and Chairman of the Milky Way 
Board, Interplanetary War3z Exchange Coordinator and GA2SC Spokesman..

                          Mr. Joe Kohn!

*clap clap*

Despite all this, please applaud for our Protector of the Apple II 
Frequently Asked Questions, Executive Keeper of the Apple II WWW site 
free from bullshit, Resident Software Pirate Basher, Procmail Junkie to 
keep all email from idiots in loser groups from cluttering my mailbox, 
Bughunter Extrodinaire (in GS/OS and other humans), and Miscellaneous
Software Hacker and Generic Good Will Ambassador...

                          Mr. Nathan Mates!

*clap clap*

Still, there are things left to do. Auri is the head of the Departement 
of Periodic Coffee Refill, Chief Engineer of Flamethrower Machinery 
Room and Apple II-based Multimedia Global Sales and [stealing a glance 
at a piece of paper] the [breathing deeply] Intergalactic Chief 
Supervising Exec-Coordinator of Pluto-based Apple II User Frequently 
Asked Quarrels High Impact Training Camp. Auri, I can only say - WOW!

*clap clap*

To join the Apple II Schmoozer Club, see your nearest GA2SC branch. 
Don't settle with less! Only we offer:

- hi-tech flame equipment
- the absolute knowledge in lots of things, such as Bozoscript (tm) and
  copyrights
- we suffer from bigger megalomania than the competition
- despite our many claims, we do not insist on them

* the crowd is drooling *

Please don't call Joe, Nathan or Auri. None of them knows they are 
members of the GA2SC. 

AEpple II - live long and prosper!

Sincerely,

VR-Dr. B0z0

GA2SC HQ
Bldg 74/3405
Lame Flame Lane 1