Happy Birthday, Apple IIgs

[GUDATH@EZINFO.VMSMAIL.ETHZ.CH (Henrik 'Ratte' Gudat)]

Dear Apple IIgs,

Happy birthday to you.

For (almost) 10 years, you have been drawing power without ever mumbling "thank
you". Instead, you are throwing "unclaimed sound interrupts" and other
obnoxious stuff at me. Your eyes are fading and I have to clap on your top when
your red tint suddenly disappears. You owe me at least 20 boxes of aspirine, 5
valium and 10 anti-RSI cremes.

Analogously, I have to apologize. OK, I broke your case when you were, hmm,
about 4. I'm sorry for the sexual harrassment when I roasted your wonderful 32
voices. And, apologies for all those other rotten apples next to you that make
such a noise.

Happy birthday.

- bozo
(anyone knows a good therapist? :-) )