Re: csa2 chronicles

[brian.hammack@rook.wa.com (Brian Hammack)]

 Pubpc1@library.Ucla.Edu left this scat:

[putting on my asbestos underwear -- thanks Henrik]

 PUE| <Macintosh user>  Hello, can somone tell me how to connect my
    |     ImageWriter II?  I have an Apple IIci.

He deserved it, this was justifiable homicide.  :)  It'd have been worse
if this a guy (call him User #8) asked about file compatabilty of things
other than GIFs/JPGs/WAVs with Windows 95.

    | <Nathan Mates>  You idiot, no WordPerfect IIe doesn't do full
    |     screen zoom.  NO APPLE II PROGRAM DOES!  (Giddily zaps
    |     the guy with his flamethrower).

I can't picture Nate doing this, two hyphenated words:  Publish-It!
(never said it was perfect WYSIWYG but it OA-K does show true view)

    | <Henrik Gudat>  How pathetic.  I'm going to write a program that
    |     parodies flamethrowing.  Hopefully, people will realize how
    |     stupid it is.

Aww, I was just gonna use FSXL on the "I'm sorry to post this pyramid
scheme but here it is" guy and everything...

 PUE| <Nathan Mates>  I'm now the god of FAQs!

The Golden Rule:  he who has the gold, rules.  Even if you're a mint.

 PUE| [For eons hence, csa2 looks like Hell with Satan Mates at the
    | helm. The old newsgroup burns in a fire of hte as canisters of
    | propane fuel his relentless flaming.]

Expect Nate to use some of his napalm on you, do ya?  :)

 * 2qwk! 2.03 * GEnie:  Once thought to be magical, now not thought of much.
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yet another annoying post by brian.hammack@rook.wa.com -- deal with it.